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Narcissistic Depression

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

Posted 26 minutes ago with 596,961 notes
smallplantfriend / imaloser-sowhat
thesnicketfile:

Art by Brett Helquist, 2003.

thesnicketfile:

Art by Brett Helquist, 2003.

sibellahallward:

My favorite thing about Sweeney Todd is that they come up with their evil plan and then just make puns about it for 10 minutes and that’s the act one finale

stantheweatherman:

rookiegandh:

mashable:

Life gave this dog lemons and this dog was like “HAHAHA TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME!”

[via]

Fuck, here’s some inspiration.

darnijusthadaquestion
Posted 38 minutes ago with 6,086 notes
mashable / nerdfighteranonymous

intoasylum:

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doctor who | text posts

Posted 39 minutes ago with 12,680 notes
intoasylum / lovefromgallifrey
misskittyfantastico:

umbralillium:

hungryhungryhenderson:

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

Welcome to the grid

Greetings, Programs!

[Muffled ‘Derezzed’ in the distance]

misskittyfantastico:

umbralillium:

hungryhungryhenderson:

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

Welcome to the grid

Greetings, Programs!

[Muffled ‘Derezzed’ in the distance]

Posted 40 minutes ago with 344,875 notes
oh-noo / nerdfighteranonymous

lulu-cifer:

carnivaloftherandom:

surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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Auto-reblog.

I think of this often…

Posted 40 minutes ago with 780,579 notes
graybles / nerdfighteranonymous
malformalady:

Deer shed their antlers annually as a prelude to the regeneration, or re-growth, of new ones. The entire shedding process takes a mere two to three weeks to complete, and the re-growth phase takes place over the summer. Pedicles protruding from the skull, are a permanent fixture on the deer’s forehead, supporting the deer’s antlers and are the point from which the antlers annually break off. During the growth phase of the bony antlers, they are covered with a sensitive skin referred to as “velvet,” which is filled with blood vessels that feed the antler. Antler growth spans 2-4 months, after which time the velvet is no longer needed, and a ring, which effectively serves as a shutoff valve, forms at the base of the antlers and cuts off the blood supply to the velvet. As a result, the velvet withers, dries up, and falls off, often assisted by the deer, which rubs his antlers against tree bark.

malformalady:

Deer shed their antlers annually as a prelude to the regeneration, or re-growth, of new ones. The entire shedding process takes a mere two to three weeks to complete, and the re-growth phase takes place over the summer. Pedicles protruding from the skull, are a permanent fixture on the deer’s forehead, supporting the deer’s antlers and are the point from which the antlers annually break off. During the growth phase of the bony antlers, they are covered with a sensitive skin referred to as “velvet,” which is filled with blood vessels that feed the antler. Antler growth spans 2-4 months, after which time the velvet is no longer needed, and a ring, which effectively serves as a shutoff valve, forms at the base of the antlers and cuts off the blood supply to the velvet. As a result, the velvet withers, dries up, and falls off, often assisted by the deer, which rubs his antlers against tree bark.

stagdogwolfandrat:

Me flirting: So do you think Dumbledore’s over protection of Harry to the point where it harmed more than helped him stemmed from a desire to compensate for being so careless about the life of his sister and abandoning his brother when he was supposed to be the head of the family?

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

Posted 42 minutes ago with 167,567 notes
eggsquad / teddiesinblankets

eightiesredux:

'Labyrinth', 1986.

jane-hakunamatata:

I could honestly see Sirius doing this. Soft hearted underneath all the facade

jane-hakunamatata:

I could honestly see Sirius doing this. Soft hearted underneath all the facade

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

cyclonias:

it doesn’t matter how many shows I watch none of them will let me down like Glee let me down

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rwby-rose:

kipshades:

omgrwby:

rwby-rose:

re: ‘all characters in rwby have the same walk cycle’

hahahahahahahahahahaha

​*i.like.big.butts.plays.faintly.in.the.background*

So now one character gets a unique walk cycle.  One that will probably be re-used for other characters.

Astonishing!

how about

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fuck

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the flying fuck

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off!

hell even glynda’s is unique to hers, when it probably would’ve been really easy to pass cinder’s for hers

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but yes clearly all characters in rwby have the same walk cycle

christ

i don’t really appreciate the undervaluing of the work that the animators do for this show??? hell, all except the example with glynda were from volume one, when they were the MOST strapped for time and were working with rigs that were a lot more difficult to manipulate correctly, and they still gave everyone different walk cycles and they still do

they could’ve! but they didn’t. by insisting that they did/claiming they will ‘probably’ do so you are undermining the effort people have put into giving these characters unique animations and wow talk about fucking rude

breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

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